The writer of this adorably creepy gem sounds about one unscooped poop away from leaving a dog’s head in their neighbor’s bed. We encourage anyone who’s ever painstakingly cleaned dog crap out of their shoes to pass along this note and an accompanying pile of dog shit to your very own irritating neighbor. (Via Passive-Aggressive Notes)
via someecards.com
Bright, shiny objects! 
What do you think?