Our national junk-touching nightmare is far from over! The freak-out over the Transportation Security Administration’s nudie x-rays and “enhanced” patdowns continued over the weekend, thanks to even more heartwarming stories of airport security. So, who got groped this weekend?
So, if you’ve spent any time on the internet in the last couple weeks, you’ve probably encountered the outrage over the TSA’s semi-new security techniques: The backscatter x-ray machines, which take no-clothes x-rays of you as you walk through them, and the “enhanced” patdown, which is what you get when you refuse to go through the x-ray machine and is less “enhanced” and more “gropey in your parts area.” Neither of these procedures has been convincingly shown to prevent terror attacks. And yet: You have to submit to them, I guess because the TSA has to look like it’s doing something.
Anyway, It can be hard to keep track of the internet outrage, videotaped protests and the increasingly unbelievable stories coming out of airports. So we present to you: The people who were groped this weekend.
Will there be a showdown tomorrow? You can follow the ‘via’ link above to go to the source and read the rest of the article if you’d like to dig a little deeper…
Bright, shiny objects! 
What do you think?