Carl Spackler and the Dalai Lama

So a friend refers to this quote from Caddyshack which I had never heard before: “On your deathbed you will receive total consciousness so I got that going for me.” Here it is:

So years later, a Fox News reporter gets a chance to interview the Dalai Lama. What does he ask? You guessed it:

You’re not a big hitter? Really?