The Gomers got an idea from the popular song, “I’ve Been Everywhere,” substituting cities in that frequently-covered song with Wisconsin places. The Madison-based group calls their version “I Been Over Dere.” With over 100 Wisconsin cities mentioned in the lyrics, can you find your hometown?:
You ruin your chance at love by believing that you aren’t worthy of love. You put yourself out there, you mingle with new people, and you say and do all the right thing. You’re polished, a great conversationalist, and there is an aura of confidence around you. Yet deep within you, you don’t…
In 1992, the people of Queensland, Australia were posed the following question: “Are you in favour of daylight saving?” The answers would decide the future of time in the state. Queensland, which didn’t have daylight savings time (as it is often called in the US and Canada), had just undergone a three-year trial of pushing…
What if you knew you’d be the last
to touch someone?
If you were taking tickets, for example,
at the theater, tearing them,
giving back the ragged stubs,
you might take care to touch that palm,
brush your fingertips
along the life line’s crease.
When a man pulls his wheeled suitcase
too slowly through the airport, when
the car in front of me doesn’t signal,
when the clerk at the pharmacy
won’t say Thank you, I don’t remember
they’re going to die.
A friend told me she’d been with her aunt.
They’d just had lunch and the waiter,
a young gay man with plum black eyes,
joked as he served the coffee, kissed
her aunt’s powdered cheek when they left.
Then they walked half a block and her aunt
dropped dead on the sidewalk.
How close does the dragon’s spume
have to come? How wide does the crack
in heaven have to split?
What would people look like
if we could see them as they are,
soaked in honey, stung and swollen,
reckless, pinned against time?
16And he told them this parable: “The ground of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest.17He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.’
18“Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain.19And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.” ’
20“But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’
21“This is how it will be with whoever stores up things for themselves but is not rich toward God.”
It was common amongst my friends from Wheaton College [Alma Mater of Billy Graham] to impersonate him by saying “I was talking to the Queen the other day and I says Queen, what are we to do?” I did not know until this last year’s episode of The Crown about the ‘special friendship’ that existed between Billy and Queen Elizabeth…
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