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How To Mystify A Lot Of Folks!

“When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it – don’t back down and don’t give up – then you’re going to mystify a lot of folks.”

– Bob Dylan, an iconic singer-songwriter.

Source: Today’s Quotes: How To Mystify A Lot Of Folks!

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I’m a visual guy and as you can tell from reading this blog I love infographics and I curate them quite a bit. This one is better than most. Take a hard look and ponder the data and what it means to you and your organization…

The small business social media cheat sheet [infographic] – Holy Kaw!

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What Apple Could Do With Its $100 Billion Cash Hoard

It’s hard to imagine the Apple I worked for in 1996-1999 is this Apple…

Let’s face it: Apple is rich. So rich it could send a crowd of people to the moon to build a luxury hotel and hang out there for a few years. Here’s what else it could do, according to our friends at The Joy of Tech.

It’s not surprising Apple is so deeply awash in cash, especially after its spectacular first-quarter earnings announced this week. You can see the details of Apple’s unbelievable numbers here, but will give you a highlight: the company’s revenues for the quarter were higher than its total revenues for all of fiscal 2009.

Apple’s so rich, it could give each of its employees a check for $6,622,516. The company’s worth more than $400 billion. Here’s more about Apple’s riches.

If you had $100 billion (or $97.7 billion in cash reserves, to be exact), what would you do with it?

Source: What Apple Could Do With Its $100 Billion Cash Hoard [COMIC]

Yet in Steve Jobs epic biography it says:

This ability to focus saved Apple. In his first year back, Jobs laid off more than three thousand people, which salvaged the company’s balance sheet. For the fiscal year that ended when Jobs became interim CEO in September 1997, Apple lost $1.04 billion. “We were less than ninety days from being insolvent,” he recalled. At the January 1998 San Francisco Macworld, Jobs took the stage where Amelio had bombed a year earlier. He sported a full beard and a leather jacket as he touted the new product strategy. And for the first time he ended the presentation with a phrase that he would make his signature coda: “Oh, and one more thing . . .” This time the “one more thing” was “Think Profit.” When he said those words, the crowd erupted in applause. After two years of staggering losses, Apple had enjoyed a profitable quarter, making $45 million. For the full fiscal year of 1998, it would turn in a $309 million profit. Jobs was back, and so was Apple.

Isaacson, Walter (2011-10-24). Steve Jobs (p. 339). Simon & Schuster, Inc.. Kindle Edition.

I was laid off by Apple not once, but twice – the first time in this round. Both times my wife was 8 months pregnant. But I came back because I was changing the world one computer at a time. And I got laid off again…

Lately, the poor working conditions at Foxconn have come to light again and it’s a sad story indeed. However, if it hadn’t been for the Apple employees of my era none of this would be here. None of it. Make my check out to e1evation, llc…

Be grateful for where you are now

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“It doesn’t take as much faith to believe that everything happens for a reason as it does to embrace the belief that I am who and where I am now, today, for a reason—even if I don’t know what that reason is and even if I don’t particularly like who or where I am today,” a friend said to me. “When I can take that in, my dissatisfaction and negativity disappear, and I can proceed calmly and gratefully with my life. To me,” he said, “that’s what spirituality is all about.”

Faith and hope aren’t just for the future. Try using them on today.

Could it be that you’re who you are and where you are now for a reason? Thank God for your life, exactly as it is, right now.

God, give me enough faith to believe in today.

via January 28: be Grateful for Where You are Now | Language of Letting Go.

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The highlights of my week included a couple of convos on blogging and Search Engine Optimization [SEO] with a brilliant guy named Ronnie Bincer that have my head spinning with the possibilities and cracking the code on autopublishing from Google Reader with the help of a tool called ‘If this then that’ or ifttt.com

Using ifttt, I can direct content to several places at one simply by starring it or tagging it. This has great implications for my ‘content marketing for thought leadership’ workflow because it makes it easier for thought leaders to go from consuming content to producing content. I’ll have to so a screencast next week to show you what I’m talking about…

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The things I think I learned this week…

The things I think I learned this week…

The things I think I learned this week…

The things I think I learned this week…

The things I think I learned this week…

http://storify.com/e1evation/my-week-in-review-for-1-28-2012&#8243; target=”_blank”>View the story “My week in review for 1/28/2012” on Storify]Questions? Feedback?

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You’re Worth More Than THIS!

Today’s Visual Inspiration: You’re Worth More Than THIS!

I just started digging into Craig Bading’s book “Brand Stand” and it looks very promising…

There is a growing need among consumers for brand authenticity and informative content from which they can make up their own minds. Audiences are asking for and, in some cases, demanding true engagement with their brands. With the expectations and buying patterns of customers aligning more closely with their values, fertile ground is now provided for thought leadership campaigns.

Badings, Craig (2009-07-08). BRAND STAND (Kindle Locations 86-89). BookPal. Kindle Edition.

Lots of great info on ‘thought leadership’ marketing for brands. I’ll update this post when I’m finished…

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Focusing on LinkedIn…

Focusing on LinkedIn…

http://storify.com/e1evation/trending-topics-for-1-27-2012

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Inbound Marketing Ecosystem | The Big Picture

The power of signatures in email and tools for taking notes…

The power of signatures in email and tools for taking notes…

http://storify.com/e1evation/tips-for-thursday-on-1-26-2012

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‘Electile Dysfunction’

Electile Dysfunction: “the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2012 election year.”

Focus on Twitter…

Focus on Twitter…

http://storify.com/e1evation/trending-topics-for-1-26-2012

Meet Your Virtual Friends: Google, LinkedIn, Twitter And Facebook [INFOGRAPHIC] – AllTwitter

Take every day by storm

“He only earns his freedom and his life who takes them every day by storm.”

– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and polymath.

What You Put Up With – You End Up With!

Today’s Visual Inspiration: What You Put Up With – You End Up With!

Hooks

Red Bait Hook
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We can learn not to get hooked into unhealthy, self-defeating behaviors in relationships—behaviors such as caretaking, controlling, discounting ourselves, and believing lies. We can learn to watch for and identify hooks, and choose not to allow ourselves to be hooked. Often, people do things consciously or without thinking that pull us into a series of our self-defeating behaviors we call codependency. More often than not, these hooks can be almost deliberate, and the results predictable. Someone may stand before us and hint or sigh about a problem, knowing or hoping that hint or sigh will hook us into taking care of him or her. That is manipulation. When people stand around us and hint and sigh about something, then coyly say, “Oh, never mind, that’s not for you to worry about,” that’s a game. We need to recognize it. We’re about to get sucked in, if we allow that to happen. We can learn to insist that people ask us directly for what they want and need. What are the words, the signs, the looks, the hints, the cues that hook us into a predictable, and often self-defeating behavior? What makes you feel sympathy? Guilt? Responsible for another? Our strong point is that we care so much. Our weak point is that we often underestimate the people with whom we’re dealing. They know what they’re doing. It is time we give up our naive assumption that people don’t follow agendas of their own in their best interest, and not necessarily in ours. We also want to check ourselves out. Do we give out hooks, looks, hints, hoping to hook another? We need to insist that we behave in a direct and honest manner with others, instead of expecting them to rescue us. If someone wants something from us, insist that the person ask us directly for it. Require the same from ourselves. If someone baits the hook, we don’t have to bite it. Today, I will be aware of the hooks that snag me into the caretaking acts that leave me feeling victimized. I will ignore the hints, looks, and words that hook me, and wait for the directness and honesty I, and others, deserve.

Beattie, Melody (2009-12-15). The Language of Letting Go (Hazelden Meditation Series) (pp. 25-26). Hazelden. Kindle Edition.

Once again, it’s time to start another session in the social media certification series at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College. Here are my materials for the class…

Once again, it’s time to start another session in the social media certification series at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College. Here are my materials for the class…

Once again, it’s time to start another session in the social media certification series at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College. Here are my materials for the class…

Once again, it’s time to start another session in the social media certification series at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College. Here are my materials for the class…

Once again, it’s time to start another session in the social media certification series at Northeast Wisconsin Technical College. Here are my materials for the class…

http://storify.com/e1evation/social-media-certification-session-1
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